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Customer: "This is ridiculous. You’re forcing me to buy something I don’t want! You're a bunch of dictators!"
Me: "Sir, we're just following the pricing. No one is forcing you to buy anything, and you're welcome to order items separately."
Customer: "No, this is wrong. You're all a bunch of communists, controlling what I can buy!"

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At our gas station, we refill propane tanks. A customer has driven in with his truck, asking us to fill all the empty propane tanks on it.
Me: "Uh, some of these tanks look a little old."
Customer: *Laughing.* "Haha, yeah. Oldies but goldies."
Me: "No, sir, I mean old as in expired. I can already tell some of these are expired."

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Guest: "I requested a room with a tub."
Me: "You booked a single king room. The only rooms that have tubs in our hotel are double queen rooms."
Guest: "Yes, but we still want a tub."

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Lady: "Well, I want to take care of r*****ed kids so I can keep my grand baby with me. What company do you work for?"
Me: "What do you mean, r*****ed kids? And taking care of them? These are my kids."

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It’s a weekend afternoon and I am enjoying a book, when suddenly my phone rings. It displays an unknown number, but because its weekend, I don’t expect telemarketers and pick it up. Male voice starts to speak and the tone of his voice sounds a bit off, but in this moment, it does not ring […]

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Honestly not sure where this story fit in the NAR universe, but wanted to share anyway ;) Many years ago, my work location won a night out at a rather expensive local seafood joint. Partners were included, dinner was great, fun was had by all. I’m not much of a sweet tooth, so when dessert […]

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Several years ago, I worked for a supermarket that shared a parking lot (or near enough not to matter) with a few different restaurants. [Coworker #1] would show up to the start of every shift with a cup of coffee from [Mermaid Coffee Chain], and run out to the nearest [Golden-Arch Fast Food Chain] on […]

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Customer: "My phone has stopped charging!"
Me: "Have you got it wet or left it in the sun?"
Customer: "I've never even had it near the water!"

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Hotel Manager: "I am going to have to charge you [amount] per room and a surcharge."
Friend: "What do you mean the room block needs a surcharge?"
Hotel Manager: "Sorry, this is policy. Nothing you can do."

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Customer: "The goods lift. Where does it come out?"
I point to the two obvious sets of lift doors that don't look like any other doors in the building, say "lift' above them, and are directly above the lift doors on the ground floor.
Customer: "Oh! So, it goes straight up and down?"

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